Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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