So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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