Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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