NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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