Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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