i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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