So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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