if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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