I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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