i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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