Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
His nipple licking is glorious
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