Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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