Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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