Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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