Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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