Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
3pm strippers are depressing
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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