My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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