no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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