Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Threesome in a minivan. New low
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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