they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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