Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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