loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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