would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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