Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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