I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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