it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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