Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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