Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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