so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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