I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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