I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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