Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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