If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
