i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Randomize
