pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think I am morally bankrupt
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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