I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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