is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
