Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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