Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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