there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm like, not good at living.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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