Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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