I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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