what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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