the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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