Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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