Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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