how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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