took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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