Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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