I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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