is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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