yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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