oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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